The Hope-o-crisy Of Working For Obama: A Seven Page Questionnaire?

Oh, if only we could have been given the opportunity to review the anointed one's responses to a questionnaire like this. It might have made a pretty significant difference in the 2008 elections outcome, don't you think? Alas, 'twas not to be. So I suppose we're stuck with him for the next four years then. Might as well try to make the best of living in the Socialist Communes we're headed for.

So let's have a little fun with it, eh?

How hypocritical is it, to try and ensure that your hirelings are spic and span, white as snow, while your own background (should it ever actually be allowed to be fully investigated,) would prevent you from ever becoming an agent to protect the post you now hold? Let's face it, we've allowed a guy that would never be able to work in a military installation that houses nuclear armaments, to become the "wielder of the football," so to speak.

Put's a whole new spin on that 3-a.m. phone call commercial, don't it?

"It's 3-a.m., who do you want answering that phone call? [Military Commander] 'Hello President Obama? We have a nuclear situation that requires your immediate attention and decision.' [Obama] 'Sorry gentleman, but that's above my pay-grade'... [click]...."

Let's examine some of the queries, requirements if you will, that Obama is insisting his Cabinet-hopefuls meet. And this is right from the NYTimes mind you;

#5) Have you or your spouse ever registered as a lobbyist or other legislative agent to influence federal or state legislation or administrative acts? Have you or your spouse ever received payment for acting as a lobbyist or legislative agent? If so, please supply details. Does ACORN count? How about suing banks for supposed redlining under the CRA?

#7) If you or your spouse have ever lived or worked abroad, please describe the circumstances. Like what associations you had while outside America?

#9) Please provide the names, addresses and telephone numbers of three professional references. If possible, please furnish names of individuals with whom you have worked as a peer, a subordinate and as a supervisor. Professional references... An unrepentant domestic terrorist, a radical 'black theology' preacher, corrupt real estates man, an.. oh, just three.

#12) Speeches: Please identify all speeches you have given. If available please provide the text or recordings of each such speech or identify any recordings of speeches of which you are aware. Especially if you got caught without a teleprompter and admited to socialist ideals. Or happen to berate religions or gun owners.

And that's just scratching on to page two of this questionnaire. A pretty amazing display of "do as I say, not as I do."

I'm thinking that perhaps now would be an excellent time to invest in "Litmus test strip" producing companies right now. With questions like this, those stocks are bound to skyrocket in value over the next couple weeks.

So my question to you Mr. President Elect Obama, when will the copy of YOUR answers to this questionnaire be made available to the public? Or will that copy just go the way of the Dodo, like your thesis and the rest of the documents in YOUR background did?